Coke Cola Blak

I was really looking forward to carbonated coffee, I mean what could go wrong? Coffee is great, fizzy is good, it seemed like a plan. Well the thing is Coke Cola Blāk isn't just carbonated coffee, it's carbonated coffee with coke and something else. A combination of coffee and coke alone couldn't possibly spawn the evil that is this drink.

I wrote the above three months ago but didn't post it because I was missing something. I just didn't know exactly what it tasted like, until now. Something terrible happened this morning. I went downstairs to make some coffee in my fancy-shamncy coffee machine only to discover that it had been on since yesterday morning. So about two cups of coffee had been slowly concentrated into a thick tarry mass.

That is what Coca Cola Blāk tastes like, burnt caramelised coffee that has been sitting in the machine for about week. Does anyone actually enjoy this? What were Coke Cola thinking? So many unanswered questions.